Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies


  • 1 c brown sugar
  • 1/2 c butter
  • 1/2 c white sugar
  • 1 egg
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla
  • 1 c flour
  • 3 c oats
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1/2 tsp soda
  • chocolate chips to taste (and put in cookies)

mix sugars, fats, salt and proteins. stir in starches. bake for 9.999 min for gooey cookies, or until salmonella is dead (you’ll know in 24-36 hrs if salmonella was dead)


2 responses to “Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies

  1. um, where is the part where you season the cookies with a dime bag?

  2. Get you some prescription THC flakes and Mrs. Dash would be proud.

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